Scheming

A recent keyword analysis showed that some of my traffic is coming from people searching for things that I may have written once or twice. Things like Michael Scoffield and wet t-shirt contest. Things that might not necessarily have anything to do with why people should give me money. And I'm... ok with that.

And on that note, I present a list of keywords in a shameless effort to increase traffic:

Lindsay Lohan
World Cup
How to Fix a Leaky Faucet (I know for a fact that this one works.)
The Apprentice
Immigration
Shakira
Superman Returns
Brangelina
Prom Hairstyles
Myspace
DaVinci Code
Paris Hilton


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