Don't Be Jealous of My Rock Climbing Skillz

I went to Mr. Doctorman today to see about this hip thing. Details to follow.

For now, I present...

QUEEN OF THE GIANT, HARD-To-CLIMB MOUNTAIN!

On... Main Street of My Town. I also waved to passing cars.

P.S. My doctor wore tasseled loafers. I consider that a good sign.